A.n.t.s.
Sung to the tune of "y.m.c.a." by the village people
Antfan, there's no need to feel down
I said antfan, cos' we ain't been around
I said antfan, there's no others in town
Who can do the things that we do
Antfan, there's a place you can go
I said antfan, called the antmusic show
I said go there, to adam & the ants
They can make you start new romance
It's fun to go to the a.n.t.s.
It's fun to go to the a.n.t.s.
Put on a kilt, dye your hair green
And dance the zerox-machine
A.n.t.s. it's fun to go to the a.n.t.s.
Put on your paint
And hold up your head
Till all the though (??) men drop dead
Antfan, i was once in your shoes
So tired & fed up with the blues
So i went & got me a sound
And we called that sound antmusic
No band does it just like we do
I said no band gets to satisfy you
Go there to the adam & the ants
They can make you start new romance
Antfan what do you want to be
Nowhere or an ant just like me
You can go there to adam & the ants
They can make you start new romance
