Gold's Gym Guy
Why you going out with that gold's gym guy?
I saw you kissing him on the fourth of july
Baby, can't you see i got tears in my eyes?
Why you going out with that gold's gym guy?
Baby's got a thing for muscle bound jocks
I collapse a lung just taking off my socks
I'm holed up in the closet & i'm pettin' my fox
She treats me like i got a bad case of small cocks, but
Why you going out with that gold's gym guy?
I saw you kissing him on the fourth of july
Baby, can't you see i got tears in my eyes?
Why you going out with that gold's gym guy?
He's got a big truck, & it's bigger than my dump
It's bigger than the bank account of donald trump
It's bigger than the feeling that i've got in my rump
He's got as many brains as a gasoline pump, but
Why you going out with that gold's gym guy?
I saw you kissing him on the fourth of july
Baby, can't you see i got tears in my eyes?
Why you going out with that gold's gym guy?
He shaves his legs & so i asked him if he was bi
He grabbed me 'round the throat & said, "prepare to die"
Everybody says that i'm a nicer guy
But he's like malathion, i'm a simple med fly, yeah
Why you going out with that gold's gym guy?
I saw you kissing him on the fourth of july
Baby, can't you see i got tears in my eyes?
Why you going out with that gold's gym guy?
