He's Your Uncle, Not Your Dad
(features ray walker)
(words & music by wayne - weisman)
He's your uncle not your dad, he's the best friend you ever had
So come on dig, dig, dig in until it hurts
Just remember pearl harbor
(the alamos & nothing could be worse)
He's your favorite relative & he needs a lot to live
So just bring, bring, bring everything until you bleed
(and he'll send back what he don't need)
If your not in form ten-forty's your salvation
By deprivation of temptation
(dark & blondes i hear are not deductible)
Oh say can you see if there's anything left for me
When he calls you as he may do
Don't be frightened red white & blue
Just be thankful you don't live in leningrad
He's your uncle, not your dad
If your honest you don't have to shake & shiver
The food is lousy up the river
(it's give & take & he does all the taking)
Oh say can you see if there's anything left for me
Life has two things you can't subtract
(death & taxes to be exact)
So just pa-pa-patriotically declare
He's your uncle, he's your uncle, not your dad
