Ho! Ho! Ho! (who'd Be A Turkey At Christmas)
Music by elton john
Lyrics by bernie taupin
Released as a uk b-side in november, 1973
Sitting here on christmas eve with a brandy in my hand
Oh i've had a few too many & it's getting hard to stand
I keep hearing noises from my fireplace
I must be going crazy or the brandy's won the race
And i keep hearing ho ho ho, guess who's here
Your fat & jolly friend draws near
Ho ho ho, surprise, surprise
The bearded weirdy's just arrived
Ho ho ho, guess who's here
Your fat & jolly friend draws near
Ho ho ho, surprise surprise
The bearded wierdy's just arrived
On my roof there's snorting sounds, & bells inside my head
My vision's blurred with colour, & all he sees is red
There's a pair of large sized wellies coming down my flue
And the smell of burning rubber, oh is filling up the room
