Horsechimes
Hello johnson your mother once gave me a lift back from school
- that's no reason to get so excited
I'd been playing football with the youngsters, johnson says don't dramatise
- & you can't even spell salacious
In a caravette with such a pretty widow, but wheels aren't there to be looked at.
- & it's cheap to say that she's delicious
When she's someone's daughter
Horse chimes so stupid & so mean
On the offensive all wolf whistle & jeans
Horse chimes they neigh they never bell
All straw & piss they never kiss but tell
Horse chimes - coarse times are here
And don't i know it, & i'm ashamed
And you won't say it, that we're to blame
And i must change
There is a saying tailormade for her she is the apple of your eye
- lord don't smother her in soapy feelings
You buy a pedestal only to rest it in a wheelchair
- beauty can't be beauty 'till it's dying
And i think i'll die unless i kiss you, please don't murder me
- hark i hear the ghost of feeling leaving
- & you know what pushed her
Horse chimes so stupid & so mean
On the offensive all wolf whistle & jeans
Horse chimes they neigh they never bell
All straw & piss they never kiss but tell
Horse chimes - coarse times are here
And don't i know it, & i'm ashamed
And you won't say it, that we're to blame
And i must change
