I Want To Look Like Arnold
I spend my days watching tv with a beer (oooh-aah, you're fat)
It seems to cause my ample belly to appear (oooh-ahh, you're fat)
Then one day my woman went & left me (did not want to sleep with a whale)
She said she found someone more manly (a body that could not fail)
So i went & i looked into the mirror (you looked like a big tub of goo)
And i dreamed of being big & strong (dreaming was the best you could do)
I thought to myself, what would i ask for? (if someone gave you a wish)
I think i'd like to look like my idol (that great big manly dish)
I want to look like arnold schwartzenegger
I don't want to big fat & big (oh no, oh no)
I want to look like arnold schwartzenegger
I want a manly physique
I put down the cheetos & went & went on a crash diet (carrots were all you ate)
Then i found my skin was turning orange (you're just a big mistake)
Then i overdosed on diet pills (too bad you did not die)
Still i want to look like my hero (that great big beefy guy)
I want to look like arnold schwartzeneggar
I don't want to big fat & big (oh no, oh no)
I want to look like arnold schwartzeneggar
I want a manly physique
So i got a weight set & some steroids (to make you big & strong)
And i worked out really really hard (but it did not last for long)
I put out my back & the steroids made me sterile (not like it mattered anyway)
And as for looking like my idol (he has one thing to say)
I don't want to look like arnold schwartzeneggar
I don't mind being fat & big (oh no, oh no)
I don't want to look like arnold schwartzeneggar
It's easier being fat & lazy
(you'll never look like arnold schwartzeneggar
You'll always be fat & big
Oh yes, oh yes
You'll never look like arnold schwartzeneggar
You are fat & ugly.)
