Me, Myself & I
I'm having a conversation with some friends i know
Somebody i agree with no matter where i go
Somebody i never have to wait for or try to read their minds
Somebody i never have to say, "are you having a good time?"
Here's to the perfect evening with me, myself & i
We'll go pick out a movie & we'll all choose the same one
We'll share the same opinions after the feature's done
Then we'll discuss our future plans & we'll all just ride the fence
And we'll all agree that we're the only ones left here with any common sense
Here's to stayin' inside with me, myself & i
I get so tired of all this 'me or you or me or you'
I got better ways to spend my time with me, myself & i
So i asked myself, "what do you think?" & he said, "don't ask me"
He'll just take both sides of any point eventually
Then we'll have to sit here & try to compromise
Till we're all too god damned tired for anyone to decide
Here's to getting no where with me, myself & i
I get so tired of all this 'me or you or me or you'
I hot better ways to spend my time with me, myself & i
Hey big mama, ain't you got no soul left in those tired bones?
Hey big daddy, who you talkin' to on the bedroom telephone?
Hey little mama, i could use some help tryin' to tear off this disguise
And i ain't that hard to find with me, myself & i
