Medley (yell Help, Wednesday Night, Ugly)
Music by elton john & davey johnstone
Lyrics by bernie taupin
Available on the album rock of the westies
Yell help, too many cooks & a bird in the bush, yell help
Yell help, if your mirror busts & your cat gets cussed, yell help
`cause down the road you find someone else who's looking
Down the road you find another sweet lady cooking
So i gotta yell help
Yell help, some shelter from the storm like the travel agent warned
Yell help, if you can help your superstitions they gonna keep you warm
`cause down the road you find someone else who's looking
Down the road you seen another sweet lady cooking
So i gotta yell help
I wish tonight wasn't wednesday night
I wish it wasn't the thirteenth of july, yell help
And you're looking at the guy whose eyes can't deny
That he wishes he were somewhere else tonight
Well i met this woman down in new orleans
Lord she built just like a dream
Even wore stockings that had seams
And she was ugly
Now hell i don't mind women of her kind
I'll even pay sometimes for a woman that's ugly
She built like a steamroller
Just the kind to mow you over anytime
Hey the moment might arrive
On bourbon street
Well the ugliest woman you'll ever meet
But she's mine all mine & she's ugly
So i better yell help
