Poetry & Prose
I ain't one for poetry, aint' one for prose. ain't one for the scent of a sping-time rose.
But the is one face that i do know, i sure get a kick out of that beavis & butt-head show.
Other day i turn my tv on, & guess what i do see?
Two crazy-ass cartoon sunsabitches staring on back at me.
Said "what the hell's this", & ler said "boy, dont' you know?"
The whole world's gone crazy over that there beavis & butt-head show.
Talk about couch fishing, now i could go for that.
I could go for frog baseball, but i be inclined to use a cat!
On comedy, i'm a stooges man. i like larry, curly & moe.
But now & then a get a chuckle watchin' the beavis & butt-head show.
Stone-temple pearlvana chain, now there's a helluva band.
They got that original sound that's sweepin' 'cross the land.
Ain't no zz top though, now that's the band for me.
If i had my way mtv'd play just them & ac/dc.
I ain't nothing special, i'm your average kinda man.
I like a frosted barley pop & i drink 'em outta the can!
I don't give a rat's ass about poetry & not a damn 'bout prose.
I sure get a kick outta them beavis & butt-head shows.
Butthead: "hey beavis..."
Beavis: "what?"
Butthead: "i was just like...thinking & stuff...it was pretty cool."
Beavis: "yeah, i'm gonna try that."
Butthead: "tv is cool..."
Beavis: "yeah, yeah, tv rules....it rules! yeah..."
Butthead: "hey beavis...i heard that pretty soon, they're gonna have, like, 500 channels.
That's gonna be cool."
Beavis: "really? that would be cool."
Butthead: "you know what would be really cool, though? if like, one of the channels didn't suck."
Beavis: "yeah, but, like, if one of them didn't suck, why would you need the other...um...
Three hundred & twenty-seven?"
Butthead: "because, you know all those tv shows that suck? it's like, you gotta put them
Somewhere! you can't put 'em on the cool channel!"
Beavis: "yeah, yeah! they should call it the cool channel!"
