Slick Nick, You Devil You
Slick nick stole a reindeer from the zoo
Fell down my chimney with a keg of brew
Put my dog out in the cold
Ripped off the candy from my socks
Smokin' coal & drinkin' scotch
Slick nick you devil you
(devil you, devil you)
Slick nick you devil you
(devil you, devil you)
Dressed in red & overweight boot
Stole the tv & the stereo
And the toys
The toys were broken too
You devil you
Slick nick you devil you
I saw slick nick fall over the x-mas tree
He was a whole different man from
What mom & dad told me
Spillin' jack daniels all over the drapes
Spray-painting a bad finger over the fireplace
Tatoos on his arms & knees
I never thought santa claus would be such a sleaze ! but...
Slick nick you devil you...
Cussin' & coppin' & playin' punk-rock
And every once in a while you'd just scratch your jock
Hey ! slick nick, where are my toys ?
You went drinking with the boys
You put mad dog in my sock
I wanted candy (x3)
Oh, oh ! i thought you were my buddy & chum
But you're just a downtown bum
Instead of putting presents in front of my eyes
You just told me a bunch of lies...
Slick nick you devil you...
Santa claus... huh !
