Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
Doctor, every night i have the strangest dreams
Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means
First i'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear
Then all of sudden i'm floating in mid air
My lips fall off & everybody starts to stare
Donuts & hot dogs are flying everywhere
Now doctor, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet
Next comes the part that i won't ever forget
Now i'm bein' followed by these russian spies
They give me some velcro, & an order of fries
Suddenly i'm bowling on the starship enterprise
I fall down a hole & that's when i realize
I am stuck in a closet with vanna white
I'm stuck in a closet with vanna white
Night after night after night after night
All right!
Doctor, won't you tell me, am i going insane
Was it something i ate or something wrong with my brain
See, i'm naked in church when i meet a dinosaur
Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor
Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door
And i'm back in the very same place i was before
Now i'm stuck in a closet with vanna white
I'm stuck in a closet with vanna white
Night after night after night after night
And i can't bust out & i can't break free
And it's gettin' just a little too stuffy here for me
And i can't go home & i can't get loose
And i try to escape but it's just no use
And i can't ever leave & i can't ever win
And we're runnin' outta air & the walls are closin' in
And i can't go back & i can't get through
But vanna since you're here, why don't you let me buy a vowel from you
Come on vanna, come on!
Ow, buhhh
Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again
That's right, i even wake up screaming now & then
See, i'm coming home from work but i forgot my address
I'm half an hour late for my algebra test
Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest
And i'm falling & falling & i guess you know the rest
I am stuck in a closet with vanna white
I'm stuck in a closet with vanna white
Night after night after night after night
I am stuck in a closet with vanna white
Stuck in a closet with vanna white
N-n-n-night after night after night night night
Then i'm stuck in a closet with vanna white (ya-ya ya-ya, ya-ya, ya, ya-ya)
I'm stuck in a closet with vanna white
Night after night after night after night
I am stuck in a closet with vanna white (ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya)
I am stuck in a closet with vanna white
